Cartoonic trading card of a giant Google android overlord clutching a century debt scroll, with investor animals drooling, captioned "YOU CAN HAVE MY BOND..." and slime-dripping headline.

Debt Overlords

Google's Parent Sells Rare 100-Year Bond in Tech's Biggest Debt Blitz to Fund AI Spending

A satirical trading card lampooning Google's (Alphabet's) unprecedented 100-year bond sale and the massive tech-industry debt used to bankroll artificial intelligence spending, attracting long-term investors despite unusual maturity lengths.

The Real Story

Alphabet, the parent company of Google, has sold a rare 100-year bond as part of a large multi-currency bond sale to fund its surge in capital expenditure for artificial intelligence infrastructure. The century bond — the first such corporate issuance by a tech company since Motorola in 1997 — attracted strong investor demand and is part of a broader trend of massive debt issuance among major technology firms seeking to finance extensive AI and data center investments.

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Published February 11, 2026

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